get a bidet

it has come to my attention that not everyone rocks with a bidet. and my questions is, but have you tried one? not an old fashioned one (pictured), though they are majestic and my grandma had one in her bathroom growing up that she never used but looked so chic. i mean a modern, seat attachment one. there are so many options! i use the simplest, cheapest one that just offers cold water, but for not much more you can upgrade to heated options. once you go bidet, you never go back. but i also unde...